Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.
You gave me a forever within the numbered days
i will destroy you for this do you understand
- Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
- Hazel Grace: "Sure."
- Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
- Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
- Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
- Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
- Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
- Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
- Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
- The Hunger Games: ok! Seeing we are the closest to sane, we'll run the meeting today! Mortal Instruments! You have a new book coming out soon?
- Mortal Instruments: *bouncing off the walls* YES YES YES YES YES
- The Hunger Games: Good for you! And Divergent you have movie coming out soon! Divergent? Where are you?
- Divergent: *sobs from corner*
- Percy Jackson: They are still not over Allegiant...
- The Hunger Games: oh...and how are you percy jackson fandom?
- Percy jackson: we are ok. Still have a long wait till our new book...
- Harry Potter: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR NEW CONTENT?!?
- The Hunger Games: Oh no not again
- Harry Potter: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
- The Hunger Games: Everyone slowly back away
- Harry Potter: IN AZKABAN!!!!!
Tahereh Mafi telling it like it is